I Haven’t Been a Big Shot in Years

In the southern part of Dongyuan, a country on the planet Siyang, in the rainy, water-rich province of Xiangshui, lies the city of Anan. There stands a bamboo stalk. She came from nothing and will travel through heaven and earth. P.S... This novel is kind of like quick transmigration, though no, it’s a bit more like slow transmigration. Maybe I should call it neither-fast-nor-slow transmigration... 【Host...】 Ye Taoyao glances sideways. “Call me Master.” Some System【...Master.】 Ye Taoyao: “If you have business, present it. If not, court is dismissed.” 【...】Some System, wanting to beat its Host to death but unable to win. P.S. No male lead... extremely poisonous. P.S. The System has something to say: Why on earth am I called Some System? Ugh! P.S. Ye Taoyao: The weak don’t deserve names. P.S. Author: Actually, I haven’t decided what to call it yet. P.S. @…&*'[]]%^] P.S. Ye Taoyao: Author, you’re amazing. P.S. Author: System, System, what’s wrong with you?! You, you... Oh, never mind. The System’s broken and gone for repairs, so I’ll stop updating for two days. P.S. Onlookers: Grabbing some popcorn...