I Haven’t Been a Big Shot in Years

In the southern part of Dongyuan, a country on the planet Siyang, in the rainy, water-rich province of Xiangshui, lies the city of Anan. There stands a bamboo stalk. She came from nothing and will travel through heaven and earth.

P.S...

This novel is kind of like quick transmigration, though no, it’s a bit more like slow transmigration. Maybe I should call it neither-fast-nor-slow transmigration...

[Host...]

Ye Taoyao glances sideways. “Call me Master.”

Some System [...Master.]

Ye Taoyao: “If you have business, present it. If not, court is dismissed.”

[...] Some System, wanting to beat its Host to death but unable to win.

P.S. No male lead... extremely poisonous.

P.S. The System has something to say: Why on earth am I called Some System? Ugh!

P.S. Ye Taoyao: The weak don’t deserve names.

P.S. Author: Actually, I haven’t decided what to call it yet.

P.S. @…&*'[]]%^]

P.S. Ye Taoyao: Author, you’re amazing.

P.S. Author: System, System, what’s wrong with you?! You, you... Oh, never mind. The System’s broken and gone for repairs, so I’ll stop updating for two days.

P.S. Onlookers: Grabbing some popcorn...