I Have a Pig Head Lock

Annual Best-Selling Novel Awards Ceremony. Author: In short, this is an epic urban war masterpiece that spans a thousand years. The story is heartwarming and the characters are lifelike - Hey, what are you doing? Why are you dragging me down? I haven't finished telling it yet... A certain supporting actor: I want to take this opportunity to report to everyone with my real name! The golden finger Mr. XX promised me before was not available in the system. He is just a big liar—— Protagonist Da Da: Zhuan Kai, I haven't spoken yet, why are you so anxious? I want to report it today too! It's all a lie to give me a knife at the beginning, and ninety-nine with one knife. Mr. XX gave me a young man in the late stage of chuunibyou at the beginning. Oh, yes, it's the one who just spoke - Lady Heroine: So you are still angry. Good evening everyone, the little girl also wants to complain with tears! Mr. XX clearly told me that he and I are in love with each other, but I can count on one hand the number of times someone called me by my name. Can anyone explain? The author squatted in the corner and shivered...