The Legend of Yanying Jianghu

People who don't eat steak for breakfast basically have very low quality and taste As the saying goes, the plan for a year begins in the morning, and food is the first priority for people, which means that breakfast is the most important eating time of the day. Therefore, what a person eats for breakfast can tell the level of his quality and taste. For those who eat porridge, what nutrition does that stuff have? It simply cannot provide the calories a person needs to work in the morning, which will definitely lead to listlessness and low work efficiency. Will a person without professional ethics be very high-quality? If you drink cereal with bread, the texture will be mushy, just like drinking watery shit and chewing dried shit. What kind of taste can such a person have? There are also some people who eat fried dough sticks, steamed buns, and tea eggs. They must go to the noisy and crowded vendors to buy them, and they don't have any of the cultivation that a civilized person should have. As for me, every morning, I sit at the wooden dining table, watching the news broadcast I watched and recorded last night, and listening to Beethoven's Symphony of Destiny. When the news broadcast briefly ends, and the first chapter of the Symphony of Destiny is coming to an end, I slowly cut off a small piece of steak, lightly open the mouth, slowly put it into my mouth, stick out my tongue, lick the oil on my lips, and start chewing slowly, savoring the fragrance and delicate texture of the steak. While working, I looked at the colleagues on the assembly line who were listless and procrastinating early in the morning and were scolded by the team leader. On the other hand, I am full of energy and dexterously assembling each electronic watch. I can't help feeling that people who don't eat steak for breakfast have very low quality and taste.

The quality and taste of the baby who died because the doctor was playing games was really low First of all, I have to say that this baby had no spine and died at the slightest bit of inflammation; probably even if he didn't die, he would have no future when he grows up. I have already hospitalized you, and you still want to disturb me while you are playing games. It is really unqualified. Your parents are the same. They have the nerve to call a doctor, but they know how to pamper their children. No wonder you died without any future. Do you know the doctor is playing Go? That is our five thousand years of cultural heritage. The doctor was doing an artistic event with extremely high taste. Compared with your inflammation, I think it is much more significant. Your parents probably don't have much taste either, so they actually asked the doctor not to play chess and come to see you! It is simply a blasphemy against art! Like parents, like son, you will definitely be a person with bad taste in the future. It is absolutely rude to disturb others. After others politely decline, you should not pester them again, but I heard that your mother actually knelt on the ground and acted rogue! When I heard about this situation, I lamented the current world, how could people's cultivation be so low? Can't others say: No? If you say no, you will be pestered to death? How did this baby die? The quality, taste and cultivation are so low!

Interesting things in the evening After having sex at noon, I felt a little sleepy, so I sat down for a while and went to take a nap. A friend came to visit at six or seven in the evening, and I went for a walk after dinner; the country road was neither noisy nor deserted, and there were only two or three people on the road. We went to sit on the lawn in the center of the square and didn't talk much to each other. The feeling of emptiness after sex came over us, so we didn't care about his few words. After enjoying the coolness for half an hour, we went to eat two jellyfish cakes and a bowl of flat food together. We returned to the square, feeling very calm. We really had no desires or worries, and there was nothing to talk about. After a while, they dispersed. Going home alone, it was about ten o'clock, and there were not many people on the road. The four women in front of me, whose voices sounded about fifteen or sixteen years old, were all holding mobile phones, and their clothes were quite fashionable. They were talking and laughing loudly, and they were full of youth. Slowly following them to listen to what they were saying, one seemed to say that she woke up at two in the morning and went to the balcony to stand there and didn't know what to do. The other echoed that she did the same; there were also words such as "love" and "pain", which seemed to be the troubles of youth. Another person said that she wanted to shout, in this deserted night, I won't think you are crazy, others said. I really wanted to hear it. I had this urge when I was young. I was riding a bicycle during a thunderstorm, and I shouted loudly under the cover of thunder. Their speed slowed down, and I had no choice but to walk past them. It seemed that they wanted to wait for me to pass by before shouting. At that time, I thought that if I did something indecent to them and the four of them resisted together, would I be able to beat them? I got closer to them and saw them in detail, but there were no street lights, only the moonlight. They were young, had permed hair, and all of them had mobile phones in their hands. I was really a little nervous. I walked under the watchful eyes of four people. They were talking, urging, but not shouting. At this time, I yelled "Ah——" for a long time, and they all fell silent. Then they laughed loudly with me "Hahahahaha". It seems that I can smell a little lingering fragrance of youth again...

People who poop every three days have really low quality and taste What kind of behavior is pooping? Yes, defecation is a very dirty and unspeakable thing. How do high-end people like me deal with such dirty and forced matters? That's right, do it as little as possible and delay it as much as possible. I usually have to persist for at least five days before I dare to have a bowel movement. And those of you who do it once a day, twice a day, once every three days, or even several times a day, where is your quality? To be so willing to do such dirty deeds! Can we say that people who like to poop but do not spend time on other artistic activities can say how high their taste is? Think about me, whenever I feel like having a bowel movement, I still persist in performing various artistic behaviors such as reading, writing, etc. With great pains. Can I not say that my dedication to art is a high-grade artistic behavior? People who poop every three days must have developed the bad habit of pooping anytime, anywhere and whenever they want. Think about it, if you were in a social situation, how would you be viewed by others if you behaved like this? That's right, uneducated! As for high-end people like me, they know how to exercise restraint, patience, and take their bowels completely into their own hands. I am not boasting, but my quality and taste are really high. Every time I tighten my resolute little mouth, fight again and again against my will, and finally win, I feel tiredly that there is a little more vicissitudes of life on my face.

Men who beat their wives without a mop or a thermos have very low quality and taste If you beat your wife without a mop or a thermos, what can you use? That's right, it's nothing more than punching and kicking; such a soft-handed man has really low quality and taste. There is an old saying: If you don't beat someone for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the roof; if you don't beat someone for two days, you will feel uncomfortable all over your body. This means that you have to beat your wife as much as you want. Those who beat their wives without mops or hot water bottles can only say that they only blindly imitate the ancients and do not know how to innovate. However, high-end people like me carry forward this fine tradition: if you want to beat your wife, you have to hit her with a mop or hit her with a hot water bottle! Compared with those who don't use mops or hot water bottles, their quality has improved by two levels. Perfection in anything is an art. Beating your wife, as long as you know how to hit your wife, hit her hard enough, hit her hard enough, until she is speechless, has teeth all over the floor, begs for mercy on her knees, and dare not spread the word, then you are an out-and-out artist, and even the Royal Academy of Arts cannot deny your artistic qualifications. As for those who do not use mops or hot water bottles, it can only be said that they do not understand art at all. They only beat their wives to vent their anger and anger. They have not elevated this behavior to the level of art at all. Such people have really low taste. Beating your wife can also reveal a person's cultivation. Whenever my mentors and friends come to visit and see me performing this artistic act of beating my wife with a mop and a hot water bottle, they all praise me loudly: "It's really high! How many days?" I see, your artistic accomplishment has improved to a new level." Whenever this happens, I always wave my hands and reply humbly: "Words are important, words are important; nothing more than familiarity with my ears." The praises of my friends vividly describe my high level of accomplishment. On the other hand, those who beat their wives do not use mops or hot water bottles. I sometimes make careless friends, and unfortunately I meet such people. I once visited such a person. I went to his house at that time and saw his wife sobbing softly and with bruises on her face, so I asked: "You Did you just hit your wife?" The man replied with a guilty look on his face: "She was a bitch... I only slapped her..." I then took out the knife in my underwear and cut off his bed sheets, and "separate seats" with him. Does such a person understand what it means to beat his wife? How dare you call yourself a "wife beater" even after being slapped? I am truly ashamed to be associated with such a low-cultivated person. Whenever I go to various social occasions, such as cocktail parties, everyone comes to toast me, but those who beat their wives without mops or hot water bottles can often only huddle in the corner and feel sorry for themselves.

Zhuge Liang is actually an arsonist with no quality, no culture and no rest. To be honest, I have never read the novel "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". I have been watching the new version of the TV series of the Three Kingdoms recently. I think it is basically similar to the book. After all, it is based on the book, so it can't be too different, right? I really can't compliment Zhuge Liang. He is just an arsonist with no quality, rest, or culture. No matter how he fights, he can't use fire without any strategy, and then he just pretends to be a show-off! First of all, let's talk about why he has no quality. When people ask him to come to Kuishan, he really thinks of himself as a god. You can't even find a job, and you have to ask others to look after you. It was very difficult to find a job during the war. . . . . Not much to say about the appearance! Illiteracy also includes arson, which is mainly pretense. If nothing else, just say that the straw boat borrowed arrows. This is made up. Cao Jun is one arrow away from the straw boat. I have done experiments. One person used ten arrows to shoot at the same place. If there is a purpose, they are all very far apart, not to mention in the river on a foggy day. . . . . . . Ridiculous! Instead of recuperating, Zhuge Liang's plan was basically to set fire to people's houses, buildings, and cultural relics. . . . . . It can be seen from this that Zhuge Liang is an arsonist with no quality, no education and no rest!

The quality and taste of women who don't smoke are basically very low When it comes to a woman who smokes, what can we think of? That's right, that's an elegant girl wearing a cheongsam, holding a cigarette in her hand, puffing out mist, and full of charm. As for a woman who doesn't smoke, what can you think of? She is nothing more than an auntie carrying a vegetable basket, bargaining for groceries, and hitting her clothes hard with a mallet. In contrast, smoking and non-smoking are judged by their quality. Some people may say that smoking is harmful to health, so I can tell you responsibly that smoking will never kill you! What can you do without any risks or side effects? The advantages of smoking completely outweigh the disadvantages. Smoking is a kind of leisure, an entertainment, an attitude towards life, and a state of life. Women who do not understand the art of smoking can be said to have low taste, which is embarrassing. What kind of women generally smoke? Yes, they are all presidents, CEOs, managers, consultants and other highly educated ladies of some multinational companies. On the other hand, those women who don't smoke are naturally low-cultivation women. To sum up, the quality and taste of women who do not smoke are basically very low. I often go to various social places such as cocktail parties. Looking around, every woman has a smoke. Every time, I can't help but sigh, why are the quality and taste of women who don't smoke so low?

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