I Should Have Been Dead

"My idols are Rodman from the Bad Boy Pistons, Kemp from the SuperSonics, Barkley from the Suns, and O'Neal from the Magic!" "When it comes to women, I say I'm second best, and only Wilt Chamberlain dares call himself number one!" "In the NBA, if someone hasn't tasted my hot pot, he's got to be the third-string backup." "I won't play in the All-Star Game, because the fans want to see dunks, not rebounds." "Stern's greatest talent is handing out fines, especially when it comes to fining me." "I'm not like everyone else. If I've done something, I won't make excuses for it." Excerpt from The Quotable Ryan Tris