We Meet in the Canyon, Mo Shen Wins

Everyone says Mo Shen is cold, but not as cold as Pi Pi Xi's eye rolls. Everyone calls Mo Shen venomous, but not as venomous as Pi Pi Xi's tongue. Everyone says Mo Shen is strong, but not as strong as Pi Pi Xi's god-tier assists. In the livestream, one viewer asked, “Mo Shen, how does it feel to have your kills stolen?” One kill stolen, fine, he could accept it. Two kills stolen, okay, he could still put up with it. His triple kill was gone, no problem, he didn't mind. But when even his pentakill got stolen, how could he possibly put up with that? Hearing the game announce a pentakill for a certain streamer Pi, he decided it was time to teach her a lesson. From then on, the bored streamer Pi had an extra solo match every day. Viewer: Mo Shen, beware: revenge on your wife may feel good for a moment, but winning her back will take forever! (The game in this story is entirely fictional.) Please check out my new work, The Expert Is Fierce and Arrogant Again, and show it some love!