I Have Three Little Skeletons

He transmigrates to another world, with three little skeletons thrown in for free.

At a glance, those three little skeletons seem completely unreliable.

The little skeleton called War General likes to bash people with a thigh bone.

The little skeleton called Death likes to skulk off to the side and watch the fun.

The little skeleton called Emperor loves bossing people around, but is the first to run when a fight breaks out.

Li Xiaojian: This is such a bizarre setup, I don't even know what to say. I've already settled in to lie down, so don't stop me. I'm going to be a couch potato!