Three Thousand Crossings with God

(The text has been completed) First meeting: "Brother Fairy, let me lend you your hair!" Someone pulled out his hair and ran away in a hurry! ! When they met again, they looked at the unconscious man on the ground and said, "I'll take it back first before I look so good!" He was picked up by her again! ! After doing this for a long time, she became a professional in picking up people, and she picked him up again and again! He thought, since he was so destined, he might as well not leave! Huangli didn't expect that the fairy brother she accidentally provoked was not only a beauty, but also so beautiful that the sun and the moon did not dare to compete with her. I originally thought that he was a banished immortal who took charge of the common people, looked down on the world, and helped all sentient beings with his hands. The result is actually a 'cultural relic' that grew up in a vinegar vat. The years have passed, and the mountains and rivers have moved slowly, but his title as the leader of the evil world has never been removed. Huangli: In the first life, you became my father, but since you are a beautiful father, I accept it! ! Just be a dad! In the second life, I started before you, and you still want to be my senior brother? ? Wouldn't it be too first-come, first-served? Can I bear this? In the third life, I'm already like this, and you're still here? Do you have any humanity left? Okay, I can't afford to offend him, so why can't I afford to hide? Think this is the last life? ? Wrong! It turns out that the hard days are still to come. Under the Bodhi Tree: He asked: "You have crossed me countless times, have you ever regretted it?" She said: "If I don't cross you, I won't be able to cross myself!"