Dream Transmigration Across the Heavens, Starting with the Rasengan

“I transmigrated into Naruto in a dream and learned the Rasengan. Maybe I can pretend to be a superpowered person too?” “Show off in public and rack up shock points! Gacha machine, get out here. I want eleven pulls!” “This stupid gacha machine! What am I supposed to do with all these useless anime collectibles? The boss ran off with his sister-in-law, so we’re clearing out all the cosplay outfits that used to cost hundreds! Just fifty yuan a jin! You can’t lose at that price!” “Hey, are you sure this is an SSR? Gacha machine, are you serious?” “Thanks for watching, viewers on P Station! My spot-on performance starts now. No Duang special effects, so if you like it, remember to long-press the like button and hit all three!”