The Great Demon King’s Beloved Wife

Legend has it that the timid young princess Zhuang Jiang took a knife meant for the man she loved and barely survived. From then on, a devil took possession of her.

Zhuang Jiang says, “I'm a timid, delicate little lady. Don't you dare bully me.”

The concubines, maids, and young ladies she had beaten to death, sold off, or thoroughly scolded could only weep in despair. “Who exactly is bullying whom?!”

Zhuang Jiang also says, “I'm gentle and kind, well-read and well-mannered. I couldn't hurt a fly.”

Her enemies, bandits, and military champions, chased around until they cried for help, spat out three pints of blood on the spot. “Have you no shame?!”

But none of that matters, because the demonic prince, the most arrogant and dissolute wastrel in the Northern Cang Dynasty, who kills and burns without a second thought, is kneeling on a washboard and boasting with all his might.

“My Jiang'er is tender and affectionate, as lovely as a flower. She puts her husband first. If I say one, she wouldn't dare say two.”

Everyone mutters, “If you're so capable, why don't you stand up and say that?!”

(P.S. No transmigration, no rebirth. A proper silly, sweet historical romance. Interested, cuties?)