The Whatever-Works Blacksmith Shop

Song Bai’s everyday life is all about leisurely crafting weapons, enjoying the food made by the young woman next door, and messing with the goofy netizens on the Soul Network.????? He only wanted to enjoy a quiet, laid-back life, but people keep trying to stir up trouble. It’s time to bring out the hammer and teach these chuunibyou wannabes who think they can defy heaven a lesson…

“Warrior, this shield looks like it suits you. It draws every enemy attack toward it, making it the perfect gear for protecting your teammates.”

“Hey, buddy, this pair of twin swords is just right for you. One is Frostmourne, the other is Fire-For-Joy. Let your enemies experience the extremes of ice and fire!”

“I’ve also got a bow that turns people into pigs. If there’s someone you can’t stand, shoot them with it. Highest bidder wins. What? You want one that turns people into sheep? I’ve got a brick here too. Hit someone with it and they’ll grin like an idiot for three days. Want it?”