Exorcist Girl: Boss, Let Me Join Your Game

“Hello? Is this 911?” “Uh? This is Lin Yaoyao.” “Oh, there’s a demon here. Can you come catch it...” “Uh? Our department specializes in catching ghosts. For monster-related business, you should check with the senior exorcist next door. As for demon hunting... Wait, the boss finally agreed to team up with me?” ** Born to a deceased mother, with four all-yin pillars and a fate plagued by yin forces, Lin Yaoyao grew up through one mishap after another. They say saving a life is worth building a seven-story pagoda, so Lin Yaoyao put that saying into practice. She rescued an old woman of unknown origins, and then... got struck by lightning, losing half her remaining lifespan. With a haughty little black cat and a magical small pouch, the unfortunate Lin Yaoyao left home and set out to defy fate... No, to follow Heaven’s will and extend her life. She subdued monsters, defeated demons, exorcised ghosts, and eliminated strange creatures, earning merit to replenish her yin lifespan. But... Lin Yaoyao counted on her fingers: “Even if I rush from place to place nonstop and get lucky, I can only manage one every three or four days. That’s a hundred a year... What about ten thousand...” The old woman clasped her hand, her face resolute. “Don’t be afraid, Yaoyao! I’ve thought it all through for you! Get in touch with my distant nephew and join his organization. You’ll have more opportunities... And if your life is really on the line, go sleep with their boss and absorb his yang energy to replenish your yin! That’ll keep you alive!” Lin Yaoyao: (?.?) **About the Boss** Over fifty, broad and plump, with a shiny bald head... Lin Yaoyao despaired: “A boss like that... I’d rather die young than sleep with him!” A lovestruck colleague nudged her. “Quick, look! That’s our ultimate boss!” On the projection screen appeared a handsome man with a stern expression, seemingly in his early thirties, his white hair tied back tightly. Handsome: it’s the only word for him. Her colleague gazed at him with sparkling eyes. “If you rank first in performance by the end of the year, you get to meet the boss in person!” Lin Yaoyao, a low-level specially appointed civil servant: “I hope it’s this one, even if he does seem a little harder to get into bed with.” **About Efficiency** “You absorb it too slowly.” The man narrowed his eyes slightly, his tone displeased. Lin Yaoyao, giving it everything she had: “Can’t you see I’m already trying my best? This is a matter of life and death, so I’m worried too!” Three thousand strands of silver hair fluttered like cool moonlight, swiftly enveloping and gathering up the scattered specks of starlight. Despairing, Lin Yaoyao thought: “Boss, you’re already full, so why are you stealing mine? If I kick the bucket, you’ll lose an outstanding, capable employee!” The man hooked a finger beneath her chin and leaned down. “I’ll give it to you.” **About Her Identity** Lin Yaoyao’s approach to exorcism: cling to the boss’s powerful thigh, and get him to replenish her whenever she can... With plenty of achievements and merit, eternal life is within reach... It’s just that something seems to have gone wrong with the way he transfers his essence? Lin Yaoyao rubbed her belly. “Doesn’t genetics tell us that interspecies romance can’t work out?” So, she was pregnant with a perfectly normal human baby? The boss said solemnly, “Remember, the source of our lineage is Kunlun.”