Come on, Husband

Raising the banner and announcing the title. Tags: lighthearted, silly romance, jianghu factions [ A handsome-men sampler from the synopsis Scene One: A hot spring at night. A man and a woman alone. Nothing left to the imagination. “Hong Xiu, make sure you keep practicing!” A certain man has just rescued a beauty from the water. Holding her soft, warm body in his arms, his heart is racing, but he still lectures her earnestly. “Senior Brother,” the woman asks curiously, “are you carrying a hidden weapon?” The man grunts. That isn't a hidden weapon. It's his... Scene Two: An inn at noon. A crowd of onlookers. A wife makes a dramatic escape. The woman summons her feelings, and two streams of tears roll down her cheeks. “Dear... I was wrong... When you hit me, I shouldn't have dodged... I know you were just in a bad mood... I shouldn't have stopped you from taking a twelfth concubine... But the girl is only twelve... I shouldn't have said anything. She'll grow up eventually, after all.” The man's handsome face turns ashen. He is too flustered to defend himself. Scene Three: Sunshine. A stream. A picture-perfect view. The woman rolls up her trousers, slips off her gauzy outer robe, rubs her hands together, and holds her breath. She leaps like a fish and flings herself forward. Oh yeah, she catches a fish! Before she can celebrate, she trips and falls headfirst into the stream in the least graceful way imaginable. A passing man is instantly dazzled and rushes to save the beauty. Being beautiful is a crime. She can even land a sunny young hero just by taking a tumble. Scene Four: The woman's jianghu experience is limited. Her kindness and curiosity get the better of her, and she pulls aside a curtain from behind which strange noises are coming. A wickedly charming man is bare-chested, with a beautiful woman nestled in his arms like a little bird. The three of them stare at one another. The woman gives an awkward laugh. “Sorry, don't mind me. Carry on, carry on.” She turns and runs. The man watches her with a smile. Scene Five: A poisonous valley. In the jungle, a man and a woman face off. The stubborn man repeats for the 108th time, “Stay with me, and I'll give you the Seven Blood Pearls.” The woman is exasperated. “Mo Xiu, are you brainless? How many times do I have to tell you? I need the Seven Blood Pearls to trade for the Love Flower. I'm trading for it to cure my senior brother's Gu, and I'm curing his Gu so he won't touch that ugly woman. Then my senior brother and I can love each other and stay together for life. If you want me, I'll just give myself to you? Do you think I'm stupid? I...” The rest is omitted. The man's expression never changes. He repeats, “Stay with me, and I'll give you the Seven Blood Pearls.”