Good Luck with Your Husband

The woman prayed in front of the Buddha: "The believing woman has three wishes in this life. The first is to avenge her father, the second is to revive the family business, and the third is to find a suitable husband." The man prayed in front of the Buddha: "The good man also has three wishes in this life. The first is to marry Qiao Yuzhen, the second is to marry Qiao Yuzhen, and the third is to marry Qiao Yuzhen." Yuzhen turned around and glared: "How dare you, a bandit, call yourself a good man?"