Tour Guide of the Heavens

Master Yunhua Pavilion One day, Master Yunhua Pavilion walked into the store. It was the first time I saw him. He was wearing a eunuch uniform, which was quite novel. Several shirtless men in the store asked him "Master Yunhua Pavilion, are you a eunuch again?" Master Yunhua Pavilion blushed and said with a swollen face: "Where? .. No, I obviously thought of a new book, I forgot to update it, I have too many ideas... I... I, I..." The big men looked at each other and smiled... The master of Yunhua Pavilion turned even redder... I ordered a bowl of wine and a plate of beans, and sat down to drink. When I happened to pass by, he asked me, "Have you ever been a eunuch?" I replied: "No... Never." The first time I talked to such a eunuch king made me very nervous. He is a famous old eunuch and a new book has been opened! "Hey" Pavilion Master Yunhua sighed and shook his head. I picked up my hand and dipped it in the wine twice, and wrote a few words on the wooden table, probably: Even if I starve to death, I will not be in prison anymore... Since then, I have never seen Kong Yi... Master Yunhua Pavilion... I have only heard a few chats from guests, "He said he is no longer in prison, but it turned out to be so good that no one believed him..." As the New Year is approaching, Zhang The cabinet always keeps saying: "The Master of Yunhua Pavilion is an eunuch again..." "The eunuch is again..." "The eunuch is..." I have never seen Master Yunhua Pavilion again since then, most likely he was beaten to death.... (Written by myself, first published in the novel Yunhua Pavilion Master, no reproduction without permission is allowed!) 😜😁

You can't read this guy's book at all

I just want to know what other books the author has written. The typical eunuch has a heart as high as the sky and a life as thin as paper. I always want to become a god with a book, but if my results don't meet my expectations, I will become a eunuch. A piece of advice to the author, stop writing books, find a job, and work hard. Don't always think about reaching the sky in one step. In life, everyone is an ordinary person and no one is the protagonist.

So, the God of Medicine can no longer write?

The author wins with his imagination, but when writing, the communication between the characters is still a description of the environment and the atmosphere, which obviously lacks flavor. Yes, this is an online article, it is enough to be relaxed, but at least it should be a little bit. It feels like this new book is like a running account after reading it.

Adaptation is not random editing, drama is not nonsense. Do you understand?

You won't become a habitual eunuch again, will you?

Is this the rhythm of a eunuch? ? ? Since you don't want to write, don't write it in the first place. This is inviting criticism.

Does anyone have a book club? The previous one has been blocked ( ๑ŏ ŏ๑ )

I really hope the author can finish writing the textbook first

I feel like a eunuch again

Calling Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng emperor is a bit of a joke. I'm not sure about other dynasties, but the emperor during the Qin and Han Dynasties should have been called Your Majesty.