Slime, Prove Your Dao!

I'm a slime. I'd rather die today, die out there, or jump off a cliff than lay a hand on a girl... Well, I take that back!

Hi, everyone, I'm Mo Yu. When I first arrived in another world, all I wanted was to be a slime who spent every day sunbathing and bragging. But things quickly got out of hand...

Now I'm hiding in a cave. Outside, there's a Sword Saint whose goal is to collect the panties of every beauty in the world, a gay priest with muscles all over his body, and... Anyway, not a single normal person. But my steadfast, pure heart has only one goal: defeat the Demon King. Nothing can stand in my way. To that end, I'm raising 666 gold coins: 600 for a sword, 60 for a shield, and 6 for some mysterious technology from a certain scientist in the wasteland. Please believe me, I've never heard of any stories about slimes and succubi, and I've definitely never heard of a succubus inn offering half-price rooms.

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