The Great Chief

"Congratulations to the great chief of the 'Chinese Tribe' for mentioning his beloved pet - Yanggu Kunpeng. He has been in power over the small tribe for several years. Through his own efforts, he has unified the monster planet, suppressed the aliens, prospered China, and is a new benchmark for the human race. He has the "Nine Yang Divine Art" in his left hand and the Dragon Slaying Heavenly Sword in his right hand. He is enthusiastic, generous, chic and suave. He fired the Poseidon 1 rocket just so that all members of the tribe can go to heaven!" ——On the day when the new era of the human race began, the tribal reporter used the lion's roar skill and said this to the tens of millions of Chinese people under the city, with an impassioned expression...