My Master Is a Bit of a Fool

[Entry in the 2018 Honor of Kings Literature Contest] Bai Xiaoxiao had once quit the game, but after returning to the deep pit of online gaming, she became a major power once more. Bored, she decided to play a side account and try out the “newbie act.” So can someone tell her why the master she’s flirting with is so clueless? “Apprentice, I just don’t get it. You only know how to pick up junk, so how are you so rich?” “Master dear, have you noticed that you earn less from fighting monsters than I do from picking up junk?” “Apprentice dear, aren’t you worried I’m playing a female character?” “Aren’t you worried I’m playing a female character too?” “Girls who play male characters all have the heart of a rough-and-tumble guy.” “So you play a female character to show off your delicate heart?”