Only the Concubine Wants to Do It

My beloved, what will you gain from going out tonight? You have been cheated, by the noble people and the commander of the imperial army. My beloved concubine, how did you steal the Queen Mother's decree? That old witch wants to dethrone me! My beloved, what did you steal when you went out tonight? This is a joint letter from hundreds of officials who want to remove you. My beloved, have you really traveled from the future? Of course, in our era we had WeChat, Taobao, monogamy... Dear concubine, I just want to ask about my empire and what my fate will be like? I don't know. I don't know, aren't you from the future? Me, if I had known you were a useless emperor, why would I marry you? (Who said a scumbag can't travel through time? Who said you have to use your own brains to fight in the palace? Find an emperor husband who has the overall situation in mind and is shady in the city, and he can still do whatever he wants.)