The Reborn Cannon Fodder Is the King

[2018 King of Glory Literary Contest·Essay Entries] Do you want to know how post-00s keep their boyfriends? I can meow like a cat, be cute, and say yum yum yum~~~~ Do you want to know how people born in the 1990s keep their boyfriends? I can pout, act coquettishly, and say I hate you~~~ Do you want to know how those born in the 1980s keep their boyfriends? He will listen to his mother and remember that grabbing a man's stomach is equivalent to grabbing his heart. Also, he will be able to do two tricks to win the title of King of Glory! ! The former said: We are not very good at these things, ugh~~~~ Zhao Nuannuan smiled proudly. The former said: But, aunt, do you have a boyfriend? Zhao Nuannuan: (╯▔Pan▔)╯! ! ! I am reborn! Can you compare to this? !