The Aroma of Cooking Rice in a Farmhouse Tune

The uncle, who was as big as a brat, burst into tears, "Brother, please take care of this lazy woman, look at how she cut my hair, even a dog can gnaw it better than her!" A certain man blushed and said, "Daughter-in-law... Wife-in-law, how could you twist the second baby's hair?" A certain girl smiled calmly and said, "The private school teacher said that I will practice calligraphy tomorrow morning. I'm thinking of making some brushes for you." A cry came, "Why don't you pull out your hair and do it!" The doormat girl clapped her little hands and said, "Great, we can study hard." Everyone: "It's a private school." Once he was transported back to ancient times and entered a farmhouse, he had no room for golden fingers and just farmed normally. Same farmhouse, different tune. This is the vernacular version of the farmhouse tune. Girls, please support me.