The Mid Laner Dharma King Is a Loli

[2018 King of Glory Literary Contest·Essay Entries] "Master Zhou Yu, let's play 123 Wooden Man?" "Go away, you transvestite! Are you still a lolita?" "Brother Zhou Yu, you bully others..." "Really a woman?" "Brother Zhou Yu, let's play 123 Wooden Man, shall we?" "It's really annoying, how can I play?" "We all have low health, so how about we stand under our tower and watch the soldiers fight each other?" "What's the point?" "If my pawn wins, you stand and let me kill and get first blood. If your pawn wins, I stand and let you kill and get first blood, okay?" "Boring" "Don't you dare to play?" "Tch, who is afraid of whom!" "Okay then, 1, 2, 3, wooden man!" Just as Zhou Yu was standing under the tower "dancing", an Akko First Blood suddenly sprang out from behind. "Brother Zhou Yu, haven't you heard the old saying that beautiful women can't be trusted? Hehe~" "You..." The battle in the Canyon of Kings never stops, and neither does romantic love...