My Backyard Is the Earth

"Report, there is a righteous ancestor coming from the front!" "Second platoon leader, pull out my Italian cannon! Shoot him to death!" "Report, Tianjianmen is preparing to attack our department!" "Inform the artillery and send them hundreds of missiles first. The sight of these swordsmen will bother them." "Report, Yushoumen wants to import cars." "Tell them, five hundred spiritual stones per car. No money? No money, fuck off!" "Report, Earth invites you to participate in the Peace Conference." "Go get five hundred masters of the Dan Ju realm and tell them to be ready to take action at any time." "Report, the richest man on earth is ill, and I would like to ask you to treat him." "Let him wait first. Didn't you see that I am on vacation?" … A little person from another world came to Earth, and his life was completely different from now on...