I Don't Want to Be the President

"We have decided that you will be the next club president." Bastard! Who wants to be the president of the club! Did you know that every president has to wear women's clothing to attend various events? Wait, don't I just want to be a president? Why is it the end of the world? Hey, hey, why do you all say that you are from the future, or that you are saving the world? How come there are so many weird people! That's enough, I don't want to put on women's clothes, let alone deal with you bunch of weird people. I don't want to be the president!