My Years as an Entertainment Reporter

Because of a meal, he embarked on a career as an entertainment reporter.

Because of a spoonful of soup, he learned why the land eventually fell apart.

Because of a picture, he discovered how riding fish and flattening the world began.

Because of a phone call, he understood the sorrow behind the birth of a drama queen.

Because of one mistake, he experienced every kind of misery behind bars.

Because of a fleeting thought, he endured the mockery of those looking on from their seats.

Because of a love affair, he persevered through hardships unlike anyone else's.

Because of two people, he fought his way out of hell's mire.

Because of the child she and they brought into the world, he rose again after the splendor faded into ruin!