People in the Early Tang Dynasty

In the early Tang Dynasty, a poor loser from the Great Heaven passed away due to drunkenness. He had a brother named Wu Dalang and two sisters named Wu Shun and Wu Jue. They were just a pair of girls. Wait, there was a dead father who was a British warrior named Tong. Why did he feel like he had golden thighs to hug? Wait, what are these brothers going to do? I am still the mastermind of bullying the sisters of Zetian Emperor to avenge the abuse they suffered when they were young. If it doesn't work, I will do whatever it takes and have my back!