Star Wars Agent

What does it take to be a successful secret agent?

Underhanded methods, an incredibly thick skin, and a truly appalling character.

What kind of people surround a secret agent?

An adoptive father who's a gorilla, a teacher who's just a brain, a partner who's a mentally ill man with multiple personalities, and an assistant who's a stunning 36F beauty.

What makes someone a successful secret agent?

Dressing sharply and appropriately, speaking with the grace of a gentleman, having a belly full of bad ideas, and being the biggest bastard among bastards.

P.S. The author's previous book is complete at over a million characters. Feel free to add it to your collection; quality guaranteed.