The Abyssal Canteen

In this place, you’d be embarrassed to leave home without a cleaver…

A no-good middle-aged man accidentally transmigrates to a fantasy world. He’s a master procrastinator: today’s tasks can wait until the day after tomorrow, and tomorrow’s tasks can wait forever. Laziness is his way of life, and dawdling is his style. As he puts it: “How is this procrastinating? I’m just assessing the situation, okay?”