I'm Not a Slacker Author

[A major 2017 urban fantasy recommendation, according to the author] Feng Hen arrives in a world where authors reign supreme.

Once you become an author, you gain all kinds of extraordinary abilities.

Can writing a book really give you the power of a domineering hero, strong enough to conquer heaven, earth, and even the air itself?

Can you bring the rare treasures from your novels into the real world just by writing about them?

Can you bring an unparalleled beauty into the real world by writing her, too?

Then... heh heh heh...

Does that mean I can plagiarize books?

Unfortunately, this world’s setting gives him a hard slap in the face: No. Get lost!

Here, all the great authors and masterpieces from his previous life already exist.

What am I supposed to do if I can’t plagiarize?

I don’t want to be a lazy author!

P.S. If anything seems familiar, then I copied you!