Copy Master

One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could stuff the fruits they brought into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff the grapes... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter. As a result, he crushed the grapes and was killed again. After descending to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! I'm so jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..." I heard that if you click on my avatar, then look at the homepage, scroll down and click on my works, Liu Bei will perform a durian stuffed with chrysanthemums.

My sister stopped reading the first chapter. Brother, wake up. Sorry