(An ultra-sweet, doting romance, one-on-one, no angst, no love rivals. What else is there to leave out? This is a three-noes special from Chuanchuan. It’s unbelievably good, so come take a look and tease Chuanchuan!)
As the saying goes, a tiger’s backside is not to be touched!
Jin Dongchen of Jincheng is a tiger whose backside is strictly off-limits.
There’s a well-known fact in Jincheng, one even three-year-olds know:
The king of the forest is the tiger, and the boss of Jincheng is Jin Dongchen.
But one day, someone did touch the boss’s backside. Actually, no, someone slept with him. It wasn’t just his backside that fell, he was completely defeated!
Jincheng’s boss, Jin Dongchen, had been slept with, and the whole city erupted!
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Jin Dongchen said he thought he’d have to wait until she was twenty, but she came on her eighteenth birthday.
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Scene One:
After the Jin Dongchen incident.
“Who was bold enough to do that?”
“I heard it was some little girl, barely out of diapers.”
Zuo Yunxi listened to everyone’s remarks about her, feeling thoroughly annoyed.
She wanted to rush out and yell at them: Which of your damn eyes saw that I’m barely out of diapers?
But she didn’t dare.
It wasn’t that she was unwilling to own up to what she’d done. She genuinely didn’t know his name was Jin Dongchen!
Scene Two:
A kindergarten, the first day of school!
“Class, starting today, you’re all little ones in the kindergarten junior class. Let me ask you: have you ever asked your mom and dad where babies come from?”
Cute Kid Number One: “Yes! Daddy Barbie said we came from Mommy touching Barbie’s butt.”
Cute Kids Number Two and Three nodded together. “That’s what Daddy Barbie said!”
The whole room burst into laughter!
So did all the parents watching on their screens, except Zuo Yunxi.
The three adorable kids had no idea that their first day of school was being livestreamed. Zuo Yunxi held her phone, her little face burning red!
She swore she’d make Jin Dongchen cut ties with those rotten friends of his.
And she was definitely transferring those three little dummies to another school. She’d never be able to face the teachers and parents otherwise.
After school, the four father-and-son trio came home excitedly.
“Mommy! Honey! We’re home!” all four called out in unison.
Zuo Yunxi held a feather duster. “You still dare come home? Stand against the wall and think about what you did wrong today!”
The three little ones didn’t dare disobey their mother. They stood obediently in punishment, looking pitifully at their Barbie!
Jin Dongchen’s heart shattered. He stepped forward to placate his wife, but before he could get close, Zuo Yunxi exploded. “You! Don’t come near me for three days!”
Jin Dongchen was stunned. Was it really that serious? He immediately turned a stern gaze on his three sons.
“Tell me, what did you do wrong?” Jin Dongchen was much scarier than Zuo Yunxi when he got angry.
The three little ones burst into tears.
Zuo Yunxi’s heart softened. She sent Jin Dongchen the video that had embarrassed her so much she could never face her friends and neighbors again.
Jin Dongchen understood. He immediately went over and did everything he could to curry favor. He could throw away his pride as a man, but he absolutely couldn’t afford to offend his beloved wife.
The existence of the first means the existence of the second, otherwise the first will be meaningless 🤓