Unknown Events and the Salted Fish Department

This world is too dangerous. If possible, I just want to be a quiet fish without dreams. What, a murder case involving a superhuman? Please, don't look for me, I just want to be a salted fish. What, a blond goblin haunting? Please, don't look for me, I just want to be a salted fish. What, the Phantom Thieves are coming? Please, don't look for me, I just want to be a salted fish. … That's enough for you. Is it so difficult to be a salted fish?