Funny Anchor

This is my first transformation story, and the most interesting transformation story in my life, bar none. The author's outline is very good, and the atmosphere of the book club is also good, emmm... Huangquan is a loli!

I updated a few pictures, thinking that Huang Quan had been cut and grown back, but it turned out that it was just a scab.

Doesn't he enjoy staying at home coding? Doesn't he enjoy the monthly incentives? Doesn't he enjoy the monthly tickets? Isn't it good to recommend him? Isn't it nice to give red envelopes? Isn't it nice to reward him? Isn't it nice to listen to book friends and update happily? Isn't it a pity to give up a book with such good results? Wouldn't it be nice to update it when there are so many die-hard fans??!

I thought it was a waste pit before, but unexpectedly it suddenly started again. . . This pit is really getting deeper and deeper. I can't give you a reward. I hope I can finish it after writing 2 million words. . . I've never read this kind of book before. . . I have been addicted to this book recently. . . The author can't give up. . . Hey, I can't save my little wallet. . . Please update finally. . . Almost finished in 6 days. . . What should I do? I'm so panicked. . . . . .

Welcome to the series of books about me and the author living longer than each other

Gugugu~

Oh my god, you can't pamper the Ace Pigeon. If you don't update it, you'll be locked up in a small dark room and eat a full banquet in front of him without giving him anything to eat.

The author's writing is really good, please update it.

Monster! The novels on Grandpa's Bookshelf have been updated!

I saw it on the Internet a long time ago, and after looking for it in my browser, I wanted to look for the author's new book and started reading it, only to find that it hadn't been released yet.

Author: Where is your address? I will send you a baby (women's clothing) (blade)

One day, with the knife in hand, I will slaughter all the broken dogs in the world.

I am reading your work and I love it. I love it.

This book is a eunuch, let's go, let's go, the new guy, let's go

Funny Anchor My father was the dean of high school and was very strict with me. I was ranked second in grade every time I took the test. When my father got angry, he made me drop out of school and go to New Oriental to learn to be a chef. After learning cooking for two years, my cooking skills got better and better. After I got married, I started cooking for my wife in different ways. My daughter-in-law takes photos every day to show off her cooking skills, saying that she cooked it herself. Today, my daughter-in-law said that some of her friends would come over to try her cooking. She was very worried because I had to work overtime and couldn't cook. My wife said to me with a generous look: Stop working overtime. How much money can you make by working overtime? I'll give you double, which is 1,000 yuan, minus the salary, and the rest will be given to you as a tip! On the bus, a shrew was making trouble unreasonably. Dad argued hard and overpowered the shrew. Finally, she stopped talking. After getting off the car, my daughter said: Dad, I didn't expect you to be so brave today! The father was still immersed in the victory just now, and said to his daughter with a smile: You know your father is awesome, right? The daughter asked: But why do you dare not even fart when facing your mother at home? After being questioned by his daughter, the father felt a little uncomfortable, his smile froze, he stared at her and retorted: I let it go! It was so quiet, you didn't hear it! When I was a student, I liked a pretty girl in the class. She had good grades and was pretty, and she was the star of our class... On the day of my ______ cutting, the math teacher checked my homework for the first time. I stood up with a red face, only to find that I was the only one who didn't write anything. The teacher was also surprised and asked who else had not written? As a result, she stood up slowly, and then we were punished to run ten laps around the playground on that hot afternoon... While sweating, I asked her: "I am a bad student and often don't do my homework. How come you don't know how to do it despite your good grades? Why didn't you do your homework?" She looked at me resentfully and said, "I did..." No more, she called me! She asked me to clean her son's diaper pad

Disgust, curiosity, impulsiveness, trying, calmness, fascination, doubt, determination, confidence.

Transformed into a substitute... The author can just write according to his own outline, without worrying about other messy interference. If the outline collapses, the article will also collapse, and readers will be lost. Also, let's run a comment section, right? Interacting more with readers will also facilitate your collection of hydrology knowledge (laughs). Of course, readers will also be happy to complain about the author hhhh Well, it seems that what I said has nothing to do with me. If it causes trouble to everyone, please don't accept the blackmail on me. Transformed into a loli, I am looking forward to the author's completion of the book, and I will also silently support and encourage you. I hope the author can work hard! Come on! Come on! Well, looking at so many of Tianyi-chan's clothes, I suddenly want to buy a set of Tianyi's clothes too! By the way, I really like Tianyi's splash-ink Lijiang set, and I'm planning to join it! Oh... Maybe everyone is wondering about the second and third times? Don't pay too much attention to this. After all, novels are also secondary, right? For those of you who are reading Ji Luo's novel, you have actually entered the second dimension from the author's perspective! So just don't care too much√ As for the loopholes in the novel, of course I have to choose to forgive him here√After all, Ji Luo is so patient, right? ! Speaking of which, it's even time to go to Comic Con! It's been a long time since I've been to a comic show... I remember that the dress that was released last time seemed to be Qixiu's dress... Or was it a wedding ceremony? Forgot QAQ Speaking of which... Will the author write Jian Wang III? Well! As a funny person, I'll just watch Jiluo's updates in silence√

Luo Tianyi's attribute as a foodie is that he has a bottomless stomach, is not afraid of burning, and will not choke.

After thinking about it, I decided to continue posting a single post√ After thinking about it, this book accompanied me throughout high school? Σ(っ °Д °;)っ After thinking about it, it seems that this book has not been updated yet (ºº ) In other words. . I can also pursue more funny things until I graduate from college ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ! Hahahaha! After all, it is the only book on my bookshelf that has not been removed, and there are still so many readers interacting with me! I just continued reading this book to avoid being embarrassed. I definitely didn't watch it because I like lolita! No! ! Don't talk nonsense! ! Not me! ! Eh? Jiluo has a new song out? Hey hey! That's it! ! It's not because I watched it from beginning to end several times and even made up the plot in my head. No! ! Just a few times! ! Why do you say that I look like an idiot! ! You are the idiot! Who said lolicons can't be girls! ! It's so comfortable to play with cats√(ºº) (It seems that before reading my last message, I only care about, ah, there are so many clothes in the funny wardrobe, I want to buy them. Then...) After looking at my wardrobe. . No matter how many clothes you buy, you can't become a lolita! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ I also really want to say it in a cute and funny way. . . But the little silly cat is so stupid that I can't do it, hahaha. . . How can there be such a cute loli? As the only villain in this book who doesn't look like a villain, I can't even classify this little loli as a villain. Maybe it's the author's strength! (ºº )Ah ba ah ba ah ba. . Now that things have happened, I am not the only one who thinks the author is a loli! No, no, no, no. . It's over. What if the author thinks I wrote a lot of nonsense and then deleted the comment angrily|･ω･｀) QAQ Will I be beaten to death! At this point, I can only remove my hands from the keyboard and change the color of the barrage to show my stance. Funny White\(//∇//)\ Tian Yilan (≧∇≦)/ Hatsune Green (／≧ω＼) Yes, I have full control today (≧∇≦*)! You won't be beaten, right? ? |･ω･｀) Thank you, Jiluo. Thank you to the author for letting her accompany me for so many years. I always thought in my heart that she was alive. At least, not just in my heart. I believe readers who have watched Ji Luo for so long. She must also be living in your hearts. (There are too many words to post, right? QAQ)

Today we are building a tomb. Don't let the tomb continue to sink.

The funny conspiracy gradually surfaced... Hao Meng is just his plaything, Fulfilling her wish to dress up as a woman... Step by step, she elevates Hao Meng to the altar and enjoys the attention of thousands of otakus. Hao Meng lost herself on the road to becoming a goddess. When she really succeeded... Funny will take away everything from her! She can no longer sing, dance, or cosplay. Without these, Hao Meng is nothing more than a cute child, and the college has long since expelled her. With a foreign debt of one million plus huge interest, Hao Meng had no choice but to give up the mansion. Homeless, living on the streets. When she came to the familiar cafe again, she just wanted to eat something... She was so hungry. A scoop of milk is her harvest. Blame her for being too young and energetic, which offended these former friends. But how long can a scoop of milk last? In order to survive, Hao Meng did not hesitate to sell the cat girl for food... However, there is no sympathy in the black market transactions. Hao Meng, who was deceived, had no choice but to follow the black-hearted boss to the deepest part of the city... Many years later, There are still people who are ahead of the curve. There was once a loli who captivated the world. She lost everything overnight. Then it never appeared again, just like it disappeared. (Funny)

It was this book that led me into the pit of transfiguration writing, and into all kinds of transformations and marriages. In the past, I only watched cultivating stallions, but a new world was opened to me.

Don't worry, after two years, Huang Gugu said with both hands that she was back! So, everyone, don't be impatient, the new book reveals that the same transformation, the same cute little girl (loli)! Public opinion takes advantage, Huangquan Loli, new book! (Note: The order of the pictures is reversed!)

It's already 2022, is anyone still doing archeology (✪▽✪)

Spiritual stickers. Let's see if the crowd can bring out the author's spirit

Preview of the new book "Crane Moon Underworld": The name has not yet been decided, the plot and world view are very good, and there are lolita in the plot! , I feel like I want 2000 chapters to be a hit, I just chatted in the group,,, first check if your wallet is enough (manual funny)

I counted with my fingers. You are lying in Hua Mulan's arms playing with your phone and using Daji's battery to charge it. Xiao Qiao is undressing in front of you. Da Qiao is jealous. Diao Chan is already dancing. Yang Yuhuan and Cai Wenji are playing music. Gongsun Li is holding an umbrella for you. (Outskirts) Angela is telling you stories, Jia Luo is holding an arrow and looking shy, and Nuwa is making a perfect girlfriend for you. Friends, Yu Ji and Mi Yue showed off their long legs in front of you, Wang Zhaojun made ice cream for you to eat, Zhen Ji summoned pure water for you to drink, you touched the tail of the night cat girl Ah Ke and sat on Cai Wenji's chair, and the magic cook Angela made you a sumptuous lunch, but after a while you took your phone and read the comments seriously, and when you saw my comment, you even liked it. Sun Wukong waited for Tang Monk for 500 years, Feng Qingxue waited for Tu Su for 900 years, Yuwen Tuo waited for Ning Ke for 500 years, Long Kui waited for Long Yang for 1,000 years, Yi Xiaochuan waited for Yu Shu for 2,000 years, Xiyao waited for Feipeng for thousands of years, Zixuan waited for Changqing for three lives and three lives, and I have been waiting for your update. If you don't update then I wish you a moldy cake on your birthday. Want to take a bath, but there is no water. Getting ready to go out, only to encounter a ghost. If you take a sip of water, you will gain weight. Five words floating in the sky are loading. Six words floated in the sky, and the picture failed to load. Seven words floated on the ground, refresh again and exit. The ticket rang in my hand and my phone fell to the floor. ✋✋One day, God said to me: "Child, I can fulfill one of your wishes. What do you want? I said: Can it destroy the earth? God said: "Child, think about other things first! I said: Can this novel be updated faster? God said: Children, let's consider destroying the earth! Author, I see you are handsome, graceful, like a jade tree facing the wind, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the best in the universe, a lonely master, invulnerable, the only one who respects you, the jade-faced gentleman, the benevolent are invincible, the brave have no fear, the king is indestructible, wise and powerful, and bravely crowned the king. , Fight in vain, hero among chivalrous people, dragon and phoenix among men, affectionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, both cool and handsome, role model for people, honest and trustworthy, generous conversation, personable, powerful, noble temperament, single aristocrat, good looks and Pan'an, unique skills, quick thinking, and a good review Don't forget, ten years of frost, I am erudite and knowledgeable, I am highly talented, I am rich in knowledge, I am both civil and military, I am loved by everyone, I am an extraordinary talker, I laugh and talk happily, I talk eloquently, I am full of joy, I am strategizing, I am concise and concise, I am flawless, I am to the point, my vision is far-sighted, my words are righteous, Complete it in one go, show off your magical power, speak well, stand out, be superb, be famous forever, be extraordinary and holy, be serious, kill two birds with one stone, have long speeches, have immeasurable merits, defy all opinions, turn the tide, be powerful, majestic, swallow mountains and rivers, perseverance, physical strength Go, unprecedented, look upon death as if you are home, be heroic, abide by the law, fight hard, be loyal, sacrifice yourself for others, be selfless, spotless, unparalleled, dominate the wind and clouds, overturn mountains and seas, create waves, thunder, shake the soul, sweep across thousands of armies, shake the world, Every inch is inserted into every hole, it is the same, it is the same, it is verbal and written, it is written fluently, it is perfect, it is impeccable, it is unparalleled, it is full of energy, it forgets to eat and sleep, it works day and night, it does whatever it wants, it operates freely, it tells the truth, it lives and works in peace and contentment, it provides help in times of need, it is deeply affectionate and unstoppable. Block, hard work, invincible, invincible, has its own magical effects, magical calculations, clear and clear, heaven-made, quick hands and eyes, full of energy, big arms and thick waist, holding back the voice, unrestrained and rude, wonderful, perfect, intriguing, polite, handsome, but Why not update? One day, Aladdin's magic lamp came to my bedside and a god ran out of it and said, "I can grant you a wish." I said, "I can control the entire universe." The god in Aladdin's lamp asked me to change my wish. I said, "Can I keep this comic updated until it is finished?" The fairy in Aladdin said that we can think about it and let you control the entire universe. The author is great. You see that you are invulnerable, admirable, honest and friendly, fair, just, open, moral, caring, and kind. Help the elderly cross the road, help the blind, help the deaf-mute, and help the disabled. Why can't you update the novel? Look, you are tall, handsome and fair. Why don't you update the novel? Can you update the novel? Please, the author is great

Hao Meng, Lu Bu's famous general (pi is very happy)

I have read a novel quite similar to this one before, but it seems to have failed due to some external reasons. I hope the author will write it carefully and follow his heart, and not follow the same old path as the previous one. Come on, I really like the current rhythm.

With all due respect, those who are reading are gentlemen.