The Legend of Mister

“What brings you here?” “To look for a job.” “What kind of work are you looking for? Accounting, HR, labor, transportation…” “I can’t do any of those.” “Then what do you want to do?” “Coach soccer!” “Ha! There’s nothing we can do about that. You’ll have to pray for a miracle.” “That works too. Then give me a letter of introduction to Kaifeng!”