The Ridiculous Three Kingdoms

Tao Shang, a rich second-generation layabout who did nothing but eat and wait to die, transmigrated and became the eldest son of Tao Qian, governor of Xu Province.

“Father, I was wrong. I accidentally killed someone! His son is Cao Cao!” (Tao Qian spits blood!)

“Father, I was wrong. I secretly married a woman behind your back. I stole her from Lü Bu!” (Tao Qian keeps spitting blood!)

“Father, you've worked so hard, devoting yourself to the Han Dynasty. Your son can't ease your burden.”

“Hm?” Tao Qian was taken aback. Had his rebellious son finally turned over a new leaf? He was touched. “If you have such a filial heart, then no matter how hard or tiring it is, it's worth it!”

“Father, abdicate in favor of Lord Liu. Then you won't have to work so hard.”

“You rebellious son! You wretched, rebellious son!” Tao Qian roared in fury.

“What?” Tao Shang left the room without a care. Looking at the golden armor, Zhuge repeating crossbow, and gunpowder recipe the System had just given him, he couldn't help sighing. Being a pain in the neck was a skill in itself.

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