The Ming Dynasty's Carefree Guide

Beneath the blazing battle flags, Shen Ze shouted, “Where are my men?” “Right here, sir!” Yan Song, Qian Ning, and Jiang Bin answered in unison. “Where are my comrades?” “Right here!” Gu Dayong and Zhang Yong chorused. “I’d like to be Lord Shen’s buddy too!” Liu Jin said eagerly. “Go play somewhere else…” everyone said together. Looking at this company, made up entirely of treacherous ministers and eunuchs, Shen Ze was moved to tears. This crew was impossible to manage! How was he supposed to pacify the Tatars, put down rebellions, and wipe out the Japanese pirates with them? This was way too hard! I came to the Ming Dynasty to enjoy myself. Why have I been given such a grueling assignment? “Once you’ve succeeded, the Ming Dynasty is yours to enjoy as you please…” Zhengde’s voice drifted out of the Leopard Room.