Daily Life in a Small Town in Another World

"Yasi Dian Wei Lianpo! Don't come to school wearing armor! Look how many classmates you have injured!" "Prince Lanling! Don't throw knives in class! Don't wear masks!" "Di Renjie! Get off the platform!" "Li Yuanfang! You too! What salary? I don't care! Get down!" "Zhuang Zhou! How many times have I told you not to bring such a big fish to school! And don't sleep in class!" "Li Bai! You're not allowed to drink! You're the boss! I, the class teacher, can't control you, the representative of the Chinese class?" "Bian Que! You bring poison to school again and put it in your classmates' water to try? Good medicine tastes bitter? Come on." "Cai Wenji! Can you not change your piano into a car? The school parking lot is being regarded as a museum by passers-by!" "Diao Chan and Zhao Yun are not allowed to fall in love! What's wrong with you, Lu Bu? You're shaking so badly, do you need to see the school doctor?" "Daji! This is not a comic exhibition! Don't wear your animal ears to school! What? Really?" "Angela! You are not allowed to replace the textbook with your weird magic book! And! You are not allowed to play with fire!" "Yu Ji! Do you think you are a model? Just stand for the standing exercise! What cat walk! Classmate Xiang Yu! Don't be so arrogant! Put down the bench! Otherwise I will call the police!" "Zhong Wuyan, you said you can stand it when you hit the school with a hammer, but why did you petrify the principal yesterday?" "Sun Wukong and Hua Mulan, it's understandable that you two said you were afraid of being late and ran in jumping up and down, but what do you mean when you entered the classroom and knocked out the teacher first?" "Houyi! If you like the sun so much, why don't you become a braggart for me! If you say anything strange in class again! I'll throw you out and run around naked!" "Sun Bin, come here! Did you make the big clock at the gate of our school look like that?" "Xiao Qiao Zhou Yu! If you want to fall in love, you will get married in your hometown! What? Really married? Wait until you come back!" "Sun Shangxiang! This is not your home! Don't talk about a young lady! Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Chan! Say what you are dissatisfied with! Don't... Don't use weapons..." "Ying Zheng! This is a school. Why are you the only one who dominates!" "Cheng Yaojin! What are you doing! Use civilized words to harmonize between you and me!" "Zhen Ji and Wang Zhaojun are not allowed to freeze classmates! Playing? You can't even play!" "Liu Bang! Eh? Where is Liu Bang? Who did you blame! Come out!" "Han Xin! Don't steal your classmates' things!" "Zhong Kui, the most annoying thing about Bai Qi is you two. You said you were afraid that your classmates would be late and you would hook them in, so forget it and hook the female classmates out of the toilet. What happened yesterday when you two hooked the naked principal and a female teacher out of the principal's office? You two don't have to work so hard to catch an adulterer, right?"

There was a man in Zheng Guo who wanted to buy shoes. He measured the size of his feet and went straight to the shoe store. But when he arrived at the shoe store, he touched his pocket and said, "Oh, I forgot!" And hurried home. Someone pulled him and smiled: "Why don't you just try it on with your feet? You would rather believe in the size than your own feet. Don't you think it's too rigid? People must learn to be flexible, otherwise today..." "Can you let go? I forgot to bring money.  I remember eating instant noodles when I was a child. I would first crush them, then sprinkle the seasoning packets in, shake them vigorously, and then eat. I would pour the last bit of the noodles into my hands, and then I would pour it back and forth with my left and right hands to shake off the excess seasoning powder. When I felt it was ready, I would put it in my mouth and lick my paws clean. It is said that this was a popular way of eating at that time. . Has anyone ever eaten instant noodles like this? I guess you laughed. However, I feel a little sad that I can no longer find anything to replace my youth.  Let me use three words to describe your hometown. Place names are not allowed. What would you say? Xiaogang: Excavator. Xiao Ming: What are you looking at? Xiaohua: What's the example? What about you? Say it and let everyone guess?  I had an argument with my wife today, and she glared and said she wanted a divorce. I was furious at that time, and I said angrily: "Leave me if you leave me, whoever I don't leave will be my grandson!" My wife and I asked our daughter: "If we get divorced, who will you go with?" My daughter didn't even think about it and said, "Follow me!" "I said sadly: "You do this to me! "My daughter just looked at me and asked gently: "Dad, have you thought about it? With the little money you hid under the sofa, how many days can we live outside? " Me: "…"  Married soon! One day when I went back to my dad's house for dinner, the phone rang:... My child! Have you eaten? I'm your dad! I was furious: You sb, who did you lie to? When I ride a horse, it's still your dad. My dad is eating in front of me! ! Hang up the phone angrily and continue eating. My dad suddenly said: Could it be your father-in-law... I... 

Just now I took a Didi taxi and I chatted with a Mercedes-Benz driver who was in his 20s. He said he was a rich second generation and his family had plenty of money. He came to Didi for fun and entertainment. He wanted more freedom and freedom. He didn't listen to anyone else in the family except his father. I said: Turn right ahead. He said: Okay!

After an in-depth communication with me, I learned that the author of Xianyu said that he had lost contact with her because of her wife's affairs, and would resume a stable weekly update of Xianyu after a period of time. I originally promised to update a chapter on August 22, but unfortunately he is still a salty fish. Everyone is welcome to send him razor blades to express warmth.

I came back to life and went to lie down again.

The author has been added to the book list! I don't know why I'm more excited than you⊙∀⊙!

Almost a year and only 134 chapters😓😓😓