My Name Is Fang Wudi

First, let me make this clear: This is not a sequel to Daxian, but it has just as few scruples, so think carefully before taking the plunge.

Second, let me make this clear: Er Zhu has lost every last shred of decency. I'm so ashamed I have to cover my face. From now on, just call me Er Zhu.

Finally, let me make this clear: This is a story about a guy blessed by the halos of the protagonists of Super Mario, Contra, and Journey to the West: Legend of the Demon Cat, who goes around relentlessly “bumping” into girls.

Ultimate declaration: Please add this to your favorites, recommend it, and give me all the support and headpats you can. Hehehe...