The Happy Life of an American Tribal Chief

Barbara, a beautiful reporter for "Time", was assigned to interview Mr. Le Fu, the wealthy chief hailed as the richest man by Indigenous tribes across the Americas.

“Mr. Le Fu, you’re considered the only Indigenous chief capable of going toe-to-toe with the oil-rich Middle Eastern tycoons. Would you agree?” the beautiful reporter asked.

Le Fu smiled and nodded. “I’m happy to accept that title. But unlike those tycoons who sell oil, I run a sustainable green agriculture business.”

The beautiful reporter continued, “Mr. Le Fu, your Pearl Cattle have knocked Japan’s Wagyu, once the world’s most expensive beef, off its pedestal. Japan’s livestock industry has collapsed as a result, and many people have taken their own lives or been sent to psychiatric hospitals. What do you have to say about that?”

Le Fu gave a cold laugh. “That’s because the Japanese have weak nerves. What does that have to do with me?”

The beautiful reporter screamed inwardly. Sure, your produce has anticancer properties, but you charge ten dollars for an ear of corn and fifty dollars for a tomato. You’re nothing but a green bloodsucker.