The Most Powerful King in History

"Your Majesty, Sister Guan, holding the Qingyun Water-Breaking Sword, is leaving the city to meet the enemy!" "..." "Your Majesty, Madam Diao Chan stood on the city wall and said 'um hum', and the other generals started fighting!" "..." "Your Majesty, Sister Xingcai stood outside the city gate and shouted 'Ha', scaring hundreds of soldiers to death!" "..." "Your Majesty, Sister Huang Yue, take the harp and go up to the city wall. Brothers can't stop you!" "..." "Let them all come back. How can I be a freeloader? I want to conquer them myself!" "Your Majesty, you absolutely must not. For the sake of Your Majesty's sexual happiness, you must never leave this medicinal bath!" This is the story of a bandit king becoming a king... (This is not a harem novel, not a harem novel! If you don't like it, don't enter!)