The Peerless Physician Consort

She was a modern-day veterinarian who transmigrated into the body of the third young lady of the mighty General's manor. Gu Shanshan appraised herself in the mirror. Great: fair skin, a pretty face, a generous bust, and a shapely rear. She was a complete beauty, so this was a huge score. But weren't there a few too many people coveting this pretty body? Not only did Young Master Gongsun come to visit during the day, but a man in black sneaked into her bed at night! Were these men sincere or deceitful? Were they after the prestige of the mighty General's manor, or her body? She'd have to take her time figuring that out. But before she could make up her mind, an imperial decree of marriage sent her straight into a den of demons. Oh, no, into the Prince Regent's manor. The neighborhood was full of rumors. They said the Prince Regent had a green face and fangs, stood five zhang tall, and sucked the essence from women every day. Every woman who married into his manor died within a hundred days. He was truly a thousand-year-old monster who devoured people without even leaving their bones behind. Gu Shanshan lay in bed, rubbing her aching lower back as she raised an eyebrow at the legendary figure before her, whose features were as lovely as a painting and whose skin was whiter than snow. He was so wickedly handsome he hardly seemed human. The green face and fangs, the five-zhang height, the sucking of women's essence, the devouring people without leaving their bones behind: none of it was true. In reality, the current Prince Regent was an arrogant, scheming, despicable, shameless lecher. “Heh. Looks like my wife needs another lesson. That position you complained was tiring last night was pretty good. How about we practice it another seven times tonight?” “Get lost. Go play by yourself, and leave me out of it.” “Ah, your husband can't manage that position alone. I need my wife's help.” “You're not human!!!” “My dear wife, did you just figure that out?” “Pfft.”