I Don't Really Understand You Earthlings

Serious, straight-faced note:

This story is about a series of mishaps that happen when an alien country girl transmigrates to Earth.

The main couple is strictly one-on-one, both are virgins, and the romance is a slow burn, with the plot driven primarily by events.

Strong warning: The author’s values are seriously warped, so the worldbuilding is pretty bizarre. Read at your own risk.