Mount and Blade: Records of the Three Kingdoms

Old Niu was a very honest man. He was the sort of fellow who liked to walk with his head down. As he put it, “If you keep your head down, you might find money!” He didn’t find any money today, though. Instead, he found a bottle of blue liquid in a test tube. It was a scorching summer. His mouth parched, he reached for the cup on the table, only to knock over the bottle of mysterious blue liquid. It splashed all over his notebook, and thick smoke immediately billowed up. Just then, lightning struck the unremarkable little house. And so... “Welcome to the world of Mount & Blade.” Old Niu wailed, “But this is supposed to be the world of the Three Kingdoms!”