Xiao Xiaomiao is a nerd girl with slow reactions in all aspects. She is regarded as silly and sweet by everyone. She got lost when she went out, was electrocuted while playing on the computer, and fell into the sewer when she went out. Fortunately, God compensated her and gave her a golden finger, so that her life in another world would not be too difficult.
Xuanyuan Yi had a smooth life. As the youngest, beautiful and capable general in China, it was only after he met Xiao Xiaomiao that he realized that the smooth sailing in front of him was actually compensation for his later life.
Let's see how a cat who pretends to be stupid can gain love and happiness from wolves.
Xuanyuan Yi: Looking at a certain woman who fell into her bathtub, "... Who are you?"
A certain woman: Her eyes were filled with tears and she kept sucking saliva.
Xuanyuan Yi: Make a fist, "... Who are you?, Don't let me say it a third time!"
A certain woman: She had heart-ache in her eyes, kept sucking saliva, and reached out to touch her.
Xuanyuan Yi: Just reach out and knock him out, and ask someone to send him to the interrogation room.
A certain woman: "Well, I seem to be lost, but I think I'm close to home."
Xuanyuan Yi: "..."
A certain woman: "Don't stop talking. Really, I feel like I'm close to home."
Xuanyuan Yi: Continue to be silent.
A certain woman: "I was wrong. I shouldn't have disobeyed you and ran out. Really, I won't do it next time. Can you pick me up?"
Xuanyuan Yi: After seeing a certain woman walking back and forth in front of several doors, I asked, "Really? Will you be obedient next time?"
A certain woman nodded wildly, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Xuanyuan Yi: Looking at a certain woman like a chicken pecking at rice, I couldn't help but smile. Go downstairs. Open the door. Call a certain woman.
A certain woman: She turned her head when she heard the sound, looked at the person leaning at the door,... And then ran away with her face covered. Someone grabbed her and buried her in her chest, determined not to raise her head. After a long time, he asked in hindsight, "You actually kept watching me wandering in front of your house and didn't call me!"
Xuanyuan Yi: Smile.
A certain woman: Pushed Xuanyuan Yi away, "Cold war, let's have a cold war." Three minutes later, "Yi, Yi, what are we going to eat later? Can we eat boiled fish? I want to eat that!"
A certain woman: "Yi, little carrot head is not fun at all. Just like you, cold and cold. You clearly said you were a cute little young lady. Why is this happening?" A certain woman who did not get any advantage from her son and her husband announced a kiss.
Xuanyuan Yi; "What happened to him?"
A certain woman: "I want to touch him, but he won't let me!"
Little Carrot Head: "Mom, you are lying. It is obviously you who insists on wearing a princess dress for me. I am a man, how can I wear a princess dress?" A certain Carrot Head was also very aggrieved. Her mother always likes to wear weird clothes for herself.
Xuanyuan Yi raised his eyebrows to look at the guilty woman, who smiled flatteringly at him.
Xuanyuan Yi: "Then let's have another little princess!" Xuanyuan Yi made the final decision.
A certain woman: "What if it's still a little carrot head?"
Xuanyuan Yi: "Then let's wait until the little princess comes out, okay?" A slightly seductive voice.
A certain woman said: "Okay!" She was completely fascinated and didn't know what she said. So for a period of time in the future, a certain woman has been busy making a little princess, regretting it endlessly.