Love Valet

If you had an obedient manservant, what would you ask him to do? Let him work every day and make you happy every day. Let him protect you, and beat anyone who bullies you into a pig's head. Let him accompany you to fall in love and make those school sweethearts and nymphomaniacs angry to death. Let. . . . Or, save it for use at night when you are lonely. .