The Throne Belongs to None Other Than Me

First of all, I'm really sorry that I, a female class member, dared to be disrespectful and covet the throne of the Nine-Fifth Emperor. It's so abominable! So, ignore him, just take a seat! Not so! By the way, it doesn't matter if you let me sit. Mean. In this case, I put on a yellow robe, a crown, long nails on my fingers, red lips, and powder on my face. I... Look too much like a monster. I was sitting on the throne, and I pursed my lips a little. The civil servants and military officers were so frightened that they drooled. I just raised my hand, and all I heard was flapping, and all the officials knelt down, but they were actually lying there. I have a good temper (what are they afraid of?) And I said: "You all look at me, I am very intimidating, right?" They all looked aggrieved. Why! Stop playing and go back to the bedroom. That empress, come here. I waved my hands impatiently, beautiful! She moved over (it is said that all women in the harem moved this way). Heng, Heng, I cleared my throat, tell me, who is more beautiful, the lonely king or the beloved concubine? I suddenly wanted to play a trick on you, so I had to do this. It's rare to be an emperor! Since I don't want to say it, I'll just withdraw. That's enough. It's time for me to go to the imperial kitchen. Come on, little madam, little jailer, please show me the way, and I will reward you with a thousand taels of silver. The legendary imperial dining room is big enough! Decent enough! The legendary Manchu-Han banquet was probably born here. Hehe, if I don't strip myself naked today, I'll be a human emperor in vain. Hey... That's, this is... Oh, fortunately, at least I know this fish. Why! I can't call you, but it doesn't matter. I'll go to the Royal Study Room to send a document later. Do I have to send it to the Royal Study Room? ... This emperor is not very familiar with him. Let them cook a table of delicious food and tell everyone their "names", haha. Well... We are living a good life these days. There are floods everywhere, and there is famine everywhere. But... It's none of my business, that's all I can do in the palace. It's rare for me to get over this addiction, so of course I have to live comfortably. I just enjoy wine, meat, and music every day! However, since he is the emperor, he still has to play with power~ First of all, I opened the legendary memorial and found that I was flipping through it very quickly. It turned out that I didn't know a single word! Why! I don't even want to take care of government affairs! Did God really send me here to trick people into eating and drinking? Then don't blame me, just give each chapter an OK! In other words, those who pull out silver and money are all OK. But think about it, they won't destroy me if I do this, so that's not a good idea! Ah, no, no, no, it's so hard to come back to the emperor. Cherish what should be cherished! But I don't want to learn ancient characters. They are all lumpy and still have Mao characters! However, it's quite beautiful. I'm confused as the strokes of the pen turn around. The ancients~~these are all modern calligraphers! It's okay to appreciate it, but if you want me to learn or write, I absolutely have to say no. Learn to say no. Well done! Opportunities are rare, don't let yourself get tired. The emperor is not a pig brain, there is still a way~ I have been occupying this throne for several days, and it seems that I have not revealed my name yet! Then... Forget it, I will make an announcement about my grievances. My surname is Liao, and I have a single name for a county. Liaojun is also. Okay, no more nonsense. Some corrupt officials are still waiting for me to deal with them! This