My Mother Is Poisonous, Don't Mess with Her

Hello everyone! I'm Shangguan Xiaoyi, I'm new here, please take good care of me! (Bowing deeply at ninety degrees...) Xiao Yi is four years old this year. She has a small body and a cute and pretty pink face. She is a pure and pure young lady who is loved by everyone. In the past, Xiao Yi and his mother Bai Li have been dependent on each other, loving each other, working side by side, and working together... (Hey, Xiao Yi has learned idioms well, right?) Let me tell you quietly, Xiaoyi's mother is not only beautiful but also wise and brave. She likes to study weird things, such as poisoning, keeping little monsters in captivity, and using the furnace to make delicious pills. Oh, she can also make human skin masks... Having such a strong mother is the best gift God has given to Xiao Yi, but it is also Xiao Yi's biggest headache. When I think about this problem, I want to touch my forehead and sigh... Because... Because Xiaoyi is still a little black boy, he has no registered residence, and he doesn't even know who his father is! Woo hoo... (Xiao Yi wiped his tears with his paws, going crazy.) Mother promised to find Xiao Yi a handsome, scumbag, rich and oily father. Moreover, Xiao Yi was asked to be the top judge, with the power of life and death in his hands! Later... My mother's prestige soared, and many beautiful men danced around her. To be determined: Daddy No. 1: Demon Thirteen Xiao Yi: Mom, this uncle is charming in red, has handsome features, and the way he shakes his fan is so good-looking. Can he be my daddy? Bai Li: Why are you shaking a fan in the middle of winter? This guy has obviously been kicked by a donkey. The mentally retarded will be eliminated! Thirteen: Damn woman! What I am fanning is hot air! It's hot air! Daddy No. 2 To be determined: Xiao Fengqing Xiao Yi: Mom, this uncle looks like an angel in his white clothes. He also gave Xiao Yi a lot of delicious food last night. Can he be my father? Bai Li: What a fart! Anyone who doesn't follow the rules and uses the back door to win people's hearts will be dragged out and killed with a cane! Fengqing: Is it wrong to give gifts these days? Everyone on earth gives gifts! Daddy No. 3 To be determined: Xin Shaoyan Xiao Yi: Mom, this uncle has a fluttering blue shirt and is as gentle as water. Can you let him be my father? Bai Li: His face is haggard and pale. He is already dying. He might die suddenly one day. I don't want to be short-lived! Shaoyan: I will take good care of you two when I am alive, and I will stay by your side even if I die... My ghost will never leave... … When the sun sets over the west mountain, a beautiful man in a splendid black robe descends from the sky. He has long flowing hair and a tall figure. His whole body is filled with a domineering aura that looks sideways at the world. Xiao Yi: Mom, this uncle has such a strong aura. Bai Li: There are always people in this world who like to pretend. If you take off that layer of brocade clothes, you might be a naked pauper. Just ignore these people! Hearing this, someone tore his clothes to pieces. His strong and sexy body under the sky was covered with countless gold leaves, almost blinding him. He boldly walked towards the already demented mother and son, and smiled seductively: Gu is not only handsome but also