The Scandal of the Evil Emperor and the Poisonous Queen

She traveled through time and became a princess of a subjugated country, and the hypocritical imperial sister killed her. After being reborn as a general, she has no talent, no virtue, no character and no appearance! That monster is not born like a human man, nor does he act like a man! Have you heard of giving spider jade pendants, spider earrings, spider hairpins... As gifts? Come on, this old bird's taste is indeed extraordinary! What woman likes ugly spiders? But what happened? Spiders crawled into her body one by one? No, she was so stunned that she found that she had turned into a crystal clear spider with huge hairy legs! Help------, old bird! Small theater 1: In the imperial garden, a man in a bright yellow dragon robe handed a Japanese melon slice to Jin Luoxi's face. Sensing his caution, the woman in a phoenix robe gave a thumbs up. The chief eunuch who was waiting on the side looked at the interaction between the emperor and the empress. He couldn't bear to watch directly. He put on a zombie face and had all kinds of words running around in his stomach. The Queen is so tossing, she grinds the precious pink pearls from the depths of the South China Sea into powder and says she wants to apply it on her face! There are so many precious flowers shipped across the ocean, called roses, and all the petals are pulled out, saying that they should be made into essence or applied to the face! If you don't want to eat the Japanese melons that this country is paying tribute to, you will have to cut them into thin slices with a sword... "Xiao Zhuzi, are you slandering my mother again?" When the chief eunuch heard what the emperor said, his knees became weak with fear and he knelt on the ground, even saying he didn't dare! Alas, his gray-haired old man was actually called "Little Pearl" by the Queen. How embarrassing was this for him! Small theater 2: "Xiao Long Bao, who do you love most?" The man made a peach-shaped face and took out a candy from behind, tempting the little Baozi's starry eyes. "I love my father the most -" A bright smile crept up to the end of his eyes, but after the little bun took the candy, he twisted his little body and escaped from his clutches. He smiled at him from a distance, and a soft voice came out of his little mouth. "Of course Baozi loves my mother the most," Xiaolongbao said with a proud look on his face, "Mother said that my father is a big bad wolf who loves to deceive children! Xiaolongbao has no love for wolves or anything like that!" Jinluoxi! A roar erupted from the man's chest, scaring away countless birds and beasts among the trees!