Mingzhu: "Lao Shi, if your father and I fell into the sea at the same time, who would you save first?"
Lao Shi: "Explain to me first, why are you together?"
Mingzhu: "Old Shi, if your mother and I fell into the sea at the same time, who would you save first?"
Lao Shi: "My mother has died a long time ago!"
Mingzhu: "Old Shi, if your stepmother and I fell into the sea at the same time, who would you save first?"
Lao Shi: "Won't you step on that woman's head and climb up by yourself?"
Mingzhu: "Old Shi, if your brother and I fall into the sea at the same time, who will you save first?"
Lao Shi: "Explain to me carefully, how many acquaintances of mine have you hooked up with?"
Mingzhu: "Then you and I..."
Lao Shi: "Doujiao and I fell into the sea at the same time. Who will you save first?"
Mingzhu: "Of course I will save you first... Then jump into the sea and die with the screaming beast!"
Lao Shi: "Come here, I promise not to beat you to death!"
Innate magic eyes, witchcraft, refining medicine, identifying treasures, practicing medicine to help the world, and seeing through yin and yang.
It took a long time for Mingzhu to fully understand one thing. He was a sinister and sinister liar! Even if you can see through the whole world, you can't see through him! So I would rather die than provoke him!
Snippet:
1,
Bitch girl: "Who do you think you are? You are just a vixen that Xingyang kept in the game."
Scumbag: "Shu Shu, Yang'er and I truly love each other. We got married a month ago!"
A certain instructor: "Zhuzhu and I have known each other for half a month, and we are already in bed!"
Pearl: "..."
2.
In a high-end restaurant, a pair of parents celebrated the birthday of their lively and pretty daughter, a sweet and warm scene.
"Dad, aunt, step-sister." The pretty girl said calmly, wearing slippers and chewing gum in her mouth.
The man glanced at it lightly, with deep disgust in his eyes. He took out a thousand yuan from his briefcase and handed it to her: "Today is your birthday, and dad won't be with you. Take it to have fun with your classmates."
The pretty girl hummed, with a contemptuous smile on her lips. He took the gift box in front of his stepsister and said with a smile: "Dad, this is okay, I want this."
After leaving the door, he threw the 200,000 yuan limited edition diamond necklace into the begging bowl at the door! 3.
At the door of the luxurious villa, the nanny opened the door expressionlessly. After a moment, a charming and beautiful woman came out and stuffed her with a wad of money, "Zhuzhu, this is the living expenses. Mom has something else to do, so you go back first."
"Who is here?" A middle-aged fat man came over and saw the slim girl in front of him, his eyes revealed a lustful light.
"Yes... It's Zhuzhu. She's leaving." The woman quickly pushed her out the door.
Turning around and closing the door, I heard the lewd laughter of the man inside the door: "Zhuzhu has grown so big, let her move in with her."
3.
A well-known professor of Western medicine: "Chinese medicine is a magic weapon! Just pop out a girl, burn some incense, draw a talisman, and be like a clown, and you can cure diseases?"
Mingzhu: "If you keep fucking barking, I will poison your whole family!"