Everyone lamented, another vulgar story about a chicken turning into a phoenix.
So all the girls came to ask Tuji for advice. Mi Xiaotang pretended that everything has a reason. Buddha said, it cannot be said!
One day, the chicken appeared, the phoenix fell to the ground, and the women dispersed.
Master Zhuang said, what do you think, life or death, or life is worse than death, choose one.
Mi Xiaotang smacked his lips, there are a lot of idiots these days, but I have never seen anything like this. You stabbed him in the back, and he turned around and lifted up his clothes for you to stab him.
To sum up, people are invincible!
Mi Xiaotang is greedy for money, lustful, and petty... Mr. Zhuang is not much better, with turtle hair, vengeance, and quirks...
Everyone said, what a perfect match!
So on the wedding day, there were loud gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, people drinking wine and flowers.
But the bride ran away.
Ran away? Ran away!
Pamper
Mi Xiaotang covered her nose, raised her lips and smiled at Mr. Zhuang, and said: "The foreign girl who passed by just now, her perfume smells very fresh, I don't like the smell."
Mr. Zhuang raised his eyebrows lightly and looked at her lovingly, "Since you don't like it, I just won't let you smell it again in the future."
The headlines of almost all newspapers and magazines the next day were the news that xxx perfume had been purchased by unknown persons. It was also reported that because this perfume contained extremely high chemical ingredients, GAJ had banned its reproduction, and all the products on the market had been destroyed.
Proposal
"Mi Xiaotang, will you be my wife?" Mr. Zhuang held the only 99 blue roses in his hand.
"Keep the flowers. As for people, turn around and go straight, turn left or right, Mr. Zhuang, please do as you wish." Mi Xiaotang took the blue rose unceremoniously.
Mr. Zhuang lowered his head and smiled, making a gesture with his eyes. The little girl next to him stepped forward and grabbed the corner of Mi Xiaotang's clothes and shouted cheerfully: "Sister, can you be my mother?"
The beauty folded her arms and remained unmoved.
Mr. Zhuang took another deep look at the girl.
The girl was helpless, holding Mi Xiaotang's legs and burst into tears: "Mom, please come home with us. Dad said that in order to prevent me from letting my young heart live in loneliness, you must give birth to a brother as soon as possible to play with me."
"..."
Pretentious introduction: There is a kind of destiny called marriage that is destined by God, and there is a kind of love that calls you my splendid thousand suns!