They all say that men become bad as soon as they get rich, they all say that marriage is an agreement for the mutual use of sexual organs and property, they all say that love is a high-level spiritual enjoyment based on material things...
Therefore, Li Qingqing, who is very nervous and empty-headed, does not have the love dreams of girls of the same age, and stays away from mature men with unfathomable wealth. He just wants to live his life calmly and embrace every little happiness that comes along with everything.
I was already very grateful to the cute boyfriend in front of me who was always around to make me happy despite all his faults. However, I happened to encounter someone who dropped from the sky and barged in without even saying hello!
Well, even if she was stupid and barged in first, she just wanted to use the few drops of sunshine between her fingers to keep warm. Who would have thought that someone would spread his palms unscrupulously and pamper her high in the clouds in the clouds and rain!
It is said that the workplace is like a palace fight, full of intrigues, deceptions, and traps. However, no matter how they act, they are still the most beautiful golden branches and jade leaves, and no matter how they act, they are all for the supreme glory of having power over the world and lasting forever.
What puzzles Li Qingqing is the women in this office building whose bellies are always bigger than their breasts, who spread news at an unprecedented speed, who are full of food and have nothing to do all day long. We pity the disadvantaged groups in need of care for online newspapers and all the disadvantaged groups that cannot be reached by 180 poles, but they are afraid that they will fall behind. In the subtle way of worshiping the superiors and suppressing the inferiors, they have developed a broad mind that does not concern themselves.
What is the purpose of such heart-breaking intrigue? Promotion? Myth! Salary increase? Joke!
It is said that if you endure the calm for a while, you can take a step back to open up the world, but this wave of unspoken threats has really made Li Qingqing, who has just left school and has no power to tie the chicken, intolerable and has no way out...
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Wait wait, what the hell is this place? Why is everyone so weird?
On a hot day, I put a long coat on my body to cover my prickly heat! …
Oh my gosh! I'm in a mental hospital! This laughter
It's really scary...
I must have been transferred to a mental hospital by those Mongolian doctors from the Department of Neurology at the Central Hospital!
It's all my fault. I shouldn't have laughed at the seventh aunt for being treated in a mental hospital for depression the day before yesterday, but this retribution must have come too quickly!
Why! I was really ignorant. I didn't know that even mental hospitals have developed into such an open system.
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Oh my god, please don't touch me, don't let me get the infection too,
I'm not sick!
Let me out! Let me out!
If you don't believe me, you can come over and test me!
It's the summer of 2013, right? Did Shenzhou-10 launch and successfully rendezvous and dock with Tiangong-1? The new marriage law stipulates that pre-marital property cannot be divided in half after divorce, right? There is also the latest news: After the Wenchuan earthquake, there was another earthquake in Gansu, right? And I can also speak English! Helphelp! Look, look, I'm really not crazy!
Wuwuwu, if you really can't, you can send me for earthquake relief. Just let me out!
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Time travel? Oh my gosh! The probability of being hit by me is just one infinity in the world?
Dear, oh no, no, no, respect, God, Jesus, the Jade Emperor, the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, any angel sister who is considerate and responsive, or Superman, Lightning, Thunderbolt, Iron Man, Hulk, etc.:
Please listen to my explanation. I said it casually when I claimed that the modern workplace is not as good as the ancient harem. I definitely did not mean any provocation. I know that you are working hard day and night, and it is very hard to realize so many human wishes one by one. You really don't need to take my unintentional words to heart!
I have never been familiar with history or geography. I have never been away from home for more than a week since I was born. How can I survive alone in a place where communication is difficult and I have no friends?
I, I beg you, please put it back where it came from!
I will definitely work hard in the future and work every day!
I no longer want to think too much about the king's random thoughts. Please send me back!